Attention: Spammers ONLY !

I average over 700 UNSOLICITED spam messages a day
-- what makes you think I want one more?!!!?   Yours!

I hate SPAM in all its forms!!!  Do not make any unsolicited attempts to sell me your product, service, or anything. If I didn't ask for your advertising materials, I don't want to hear about your 'hot new' anything via email. Send it to me by postal address instead or not at all. You choose which. If you use this web form to send spam you agree to pay me one hundred million U.S. dollars ($100,000,000.00) plus attorney fees and collection fees for each email and agree to allow me to sue you, your company, your web host, your ISP, your spouse or significant other, and take away all your worldly possessions including trust accounts, real estate, 401k accounts, bonds, securities, retirement monies, and anything else you own.

If you send me advertisements, or links to websites to buy crap, or offers for anything unsolicited you want to sell to me I WILL SUE YOU FOR SPAMMING. I hate spam.

Why? Because I've grown tired of the thousands of daily unsolicited emails that have filled my inboxes every %&#@ day. Stop!

(click here to see my worst day ever)

Spammers seriously think twice before sending me another unsolicited advertisements for Viagra, Cialis, breast enlargements, penile implants, book-on-demand services, web hosting, books on how to pleze wemon (sic), pharmaceuticals, and anything else unsolicited you're trying to sell me or get me to buy -- because I prosecute every spammer I can catch.